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"Is it done yet!?" You whined, peeking over your bestfriend's shoulder as he mixed the batter.

"(Y/N)! I told you, it takes a while!" He blonde said, imitating your tone, but quieter. In response, you stuck your tongue out at him and turned around, about to leave when one of the kids came running in and tackled your legs. Playing along, you fell backwards and crashed into your friend Matthew, who in turn dumped the sticky mixture of batter everywhere.

You and Matthew Williams had been best friends since third grade. Now the two of you were second years in highschool, and learning to support yourselves and lead a life. You both talked to your parents and surprisingly, they went for the idea you proposed. See, you and Matthew wanted to be prepared for the world when you went to college. So, you two got an apartment and moved in together. It was simply wonderful; Matthew was the best roommate! He cleaned up your messes, helped you with your algebra homework, and didn't throw loud obnoxious parties. In return, you were someone he could truly let himself out around. Things were going swimmingly from about the first two months, but then you guys had a problem.

You needed money.

After long talks and tough consideration, you two decided that you had the perfect mix of skills to be babysitters. He was calm and could soothe kids, and you were more high-energy and could play all day. Not to mention his seemingly magical teddy bear named Kumajiro, who the kids absolutely loved. It was originally Matthew who came up with the idea, and you went for it. Between that and the small sums of money your parents gave you, the two of you were back in business.

"(Y/N)! Be careful!" Matthew shrieked as you sat forward, pulling the little girl you two were watching into your lap.  Her brother, a boy about a little older, was standing in the doorway, laughing at Matthew as he got covered in pancake mix.

"S-Sorry! I didn't mean to!"

"But the pancakes! Breakfast! What do we do now!?"

You chewed your lip and looked around; none of you had gone to the grocery, and you needed to help feed the kids breakfast as part of your job. "U-Uhm, don't we have anymore!?" You quickly set the child back on the floor, bouncing up to look over the counter and your messy roommate.

Matthew sighed and pulled off his glasses, rinsing the doughy goo off them and drying them, putting them back on. He cutely furrowed his brow, looking around at the counter aimlessly.

"You're Canadian! You should be able to like, whip up pancakes from no where! Use your Canadian Powers!" You said dramatically, trying to lighten the tension as you pointed a finger at him. He scoffed, opening his mouth to speak when—
"Yeah! Canadian Powers!"

"Canada Man! Eh Man!"

The kids shouted, following your example and pointing, each with their other hand on their hip. Matthew looked flabbergasted, his eyes wide in a bit of a shocked face.

You choked on laughter, covering your mouth with your hand. "B-Before you say anyth-thing, I'm not a bad influence!"

"…Why did I ever think this was a good idea? (F/N L/N), a babysitter."
Welcome to part 7 of the 100 oneshot challenge!

The basis of this is that I have this headcanon that Canada would be a great babysitter. He's calm, cute, and has a talking bear. I mean, of course he would be.

Sorry this one isn't very romantic! I'm not very good at romance and Matthew, but I wanted to do one with him.

[link] < Part 6
Part 8 > [link]

Please comment with your thoughts, and who you would like to see one written for soon!

Canada, Kuma, and Hetalia (c) Hima
You (c) You
Story (c) Me
Art (c) Artist
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IAmAPotato42 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2015
Canadian Powers. I think I'd say that.

"Is it done yet?" "Screw you" "THE CHILDREN"
Sabielovesfrozen Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015   Writer
C-canadian Powers....
*collapses on the floor due to immense laughter and also due to how cute Canada is*
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
lol so cute...Canadian powers what? does that mean Avril Lavigne has them too?
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015
I'm French-Canadian. Does that mean I have Canadian powers?
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist

CANADIAN POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crossoversaremylife Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,




1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3


2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your



Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
Jen2408 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2014
*bursts out in laughter* Man, this is hilarious XD. But love it nonetheless!
OrchidBlossom10 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Student General Artist
I'm in class!
You can't just make something that funny! I might get caught!
Translation: I love this ^^
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconcanadiabeamplz: I think this icon says it all.
muuu1234 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2014

I'm dying XDDDDD
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"Canada man! Eh man!"

i think i just died XD
Elisavetaawesome12 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Kurahei Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I cant stop laughing...thankyou.
nintendogamefreak100 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Oh gosh Canadian powers. I can't stop laughing.
dedesoswag Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Canadian powers,omg
Bluefur101 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
Good that would be so much fun to babysit with him!
sarpndo Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
*squeals* Babysitting with Matthew. OH HECK YES!!
LadyFrappe Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2013
Jeez I love Canada x3
BreezyTheNinjaBoss Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2013  Student General Artist
This is so cute! :iconla-plz: I'm cool with it not being romancy. It would be funny to see canada's french side come out, but this cute enough to where I'm cool with no romance.
cicilykittycat Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student General Artist
i loved it!
gilbugpls Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
Thank you!
cicilykittycat Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013  Student General Artist
your welcome ^//^
lexicat00 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Omm, I love this! XD
Ora981 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
So cute! Matthew is such a great babsitter X3
mangaanime831 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
gilbugpls Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013
>w< Thank you!
mangaanime831 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No problem! :D
idingdongditchyou Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
I would so do that to Mattie...Canadian POWER! EH!
gilbugpls Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
Gooooooo Canada! Maple powers: activate!
idingdongditchyou Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013
speaking of maple: He should be best fiends with Iggy! why? BECAUSE Maple Syrup tastes yummy x 1000000000 in tea!
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